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| Show | The Force Awakens. (It's hard to do a show when you're sleeping). But, luckily for you, I still can't remember what the bikini looks like. |
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| Date | Wednesday December 25, 2019 | Time | 7 PM | Venue | Planet Alderaan, monthly shows till the planet blows up, again. At Rebels Gallery, all 5 Of Us Blvd., still next to the Pentagon's $10 Billion JEDI project, with Microsoft, or Oracle, Amazon, Google, or all those guys. And Parking on the Dark Side still isn't a good idea, even with the trees lit up past it. There's still no gas or charging stations over there. Why do you think it's so dark? |
| Price | FREE, except to you Death Star guys. You still pay 50 Republic Dataries each time you comment on my messed up buns, or the white super-wool gown. What? No, no. Tell Mommy you can't blow up the planet till after you open your presents. Tickets |
| Notes | I still have a real nice StarShip Bridge to sell you. Just transfer $9,000 (1 per movie) to me online. Banks don't seem to remember what money is. Hey, didn't I see you at the show last month? Ahhhh. Your droid looks just like you. |
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