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| Princess Leia performed at... | |
| Show | The Force is YOU. (Because I'm too old to work. I can't even find that bikini anymore. It's your turn.) |
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| Date | Thursday November 28, 2019 | Time | 8 PM | Venue | Planet Alderaan, monthly shows till the planet blows up, again. 750 Alma Lane, Foster City, CA. At Rebels Gallery, all 5 Of Us Blvd., right next to the Pentagon's $10 Billion JEDI project with Microsoft, (or is it Amazon, if they sue enough?) But, avoid parking falcons on the Dark Side. It's hard to get out when you're flying in those narrow channels. And, there's an Alderaan.org website coming soon, (see Whois, for real). |
| Price | FREE, except to you Death Star guys. You pay 50 Republic Dataries, (good luck finding them), each time you open your mouths and interrupt my show. What? No, no. Mommy won't spank you for taking a couple extra hours to blow up the planet. Tickets |
| Notes | Go ask the droid you're looking for. OK, if you're buying this, I have a real nice StarShip Bridge to sell you also. But please, just send a suitcase of $100 bills for payment. My PayPal and Stripe accounts struggle with Republic Datary conversion rates. |
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