Princess Leia

2019 Gig Schedule

Dec 25, 2019
Wednesday 7 p.m.
The Force Awakens. (It's hard to do a show when you're sleeping). But, luckily for you, I still can't remember what the bikini looks like.
Planet Alderaan, monthly shows till the planet blows up, again.
I still have a real nice StarShip Br(more)
At Rebels Gallery, all 5 Of Us Blvd., still next to the Pentagon's $10 Billion JEDI project, with Microsoft, or Oracle, Amazon, Google, or all those guys. And Parking on the Dark Side still isn't a good idea, even with the trees lit up past it. There's still no gas or charging stations over there. Why do you think it's so dark?
FREE, except to you Death Star guys. You still pay 50 Republic Dataries each time you comment on my messed up buns, or the white super-wool gown. What? No, no. Tell Mommy you can't blow up the planet till after you open your presents.
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Nov 28, 2019
Thursday 8 p.m.
The Force is YOU. (Because I'm too old to work. I can't even find that bikini anymore. It's your turn.)
Planet Alderaan, monthly shows till the planet blows up, again.
Go ask the droid you're looking for.(more)
750 Alma Lane, Foster City, CA. At Rebels Gallery, all 5 Of Us Blvd., right next to the Pentagon's $10 Billion JEDI project with Microsoft, (or is it Amazon, if they sue enough?) But, avoid parking falcons on the Dark Side. It's hard to get out when you're flying in those narrow channels. And, there's an Alderaan.org website coming soon, (see Whois, for real).
FREE, except to you Death Star guys. You pay 50 Republic Dataries, (good luck finding them), each time you open your mouths and interrupt my show. What? No, no. Mommy won't spank you for taking a couple extra hours to blow up the planet.
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